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Frequently Asked Questions

What kind of train eats too much?

A chew chew train! hahahahaha!

Why did Johnny throw the clock out of the window?

Because he wanted to see time fly! Wow, that is funny!!

Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mom and dad were in a jam. LOLOLOL!

What do lawyers wear to court?

Lawsuits! Killin' me smalls!

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his treasure?

Because he was a little shellfish. HAHAHAH, get it?! Shellfish!!!

What did the policeman say to his belly button?

You're under a vest! HAHAHAHAHAH! You're under avest!!! hahahahha

Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless. Hahahahha!!! I crack myself up!

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

He wanted cold hard cash! Hahahahha, I'm on a roll today!!!

Why did the cookie go to the hospital?

Because he felt crummy. Cookies always make me feel better, but how do you make a cookie feel better? Poor cookie :(